How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
EXPECTATIONS:
REALITY:
ME:
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Dear McDonald’s cashier,Dont look at me like that.Last time I checked,there was no age limit on Happy Meals. Sincerely, dont forget the toy
McDonald’s cashier staring me like:
EXPECTATIONS:
where’s the toy? where’s the toy
REALITY:
WHERE IS THE TOY!?
I saw this fat kid with a shirt that said: “Fat kids are harder to kidnap!” Well played my friend. Well played.
Via I'm gonna be what I want to be
Having an “official” seat at the kitchen table that only you sit in.
Via I'm gonna be what I want to be
When someone changes the song just before the good part and you’re like, “What the hell is wrong with you?”
YOU:
(Source: claudeohme)
“Shit just got real”-Christian Campos
This weekend was the greatest awakening of my life. Everything I had ever heard about college or Berkeley was so different and so unreal. I got there and immediately hated it, but then i was hosted by the craziest guy ever and he really showed me what Berkeley is all about. I met people from all over and even got convinced to join the Macbook family. Most of all I really saw how exciting everything is going to be and definitely decided on Business as a major. Hopefully I wont disappoint. Worst thing about the trip was definitely realizing how shitty highschool is and how fake everything and everyone is. Who the fuck wants to go back to highschool after spending an entire weekend at college and seeing what its all about! I finally bought my sweatshirt and realized I really do have some pride for my school. I really really don’t want to go back to highschool, so many great things are coming and I’m so excited that I’m just trying to catch up. I’m ready to be successful and make things happen, because most importantly I have realized that I am in control of my success and I am well within reach of anything that I want. I guess that tingling feeling your supposed to feel when you think of your next four years of college has arrived, damn “Shit just got real”…
